Horror anthology film Southbound is in theatres now, and Craig Caudill has ComiConverse’s review.
I wasn’t sure what to expect from Southbound. I think some of the collaborators worked on the film V/H/S. I remember V/H/S had one story that left a deep impression on me. I felt was filmed very well; it had a strange girl who turned out to be some sort of harpy or siren. She obsessed over one of the party goers, kept repeating “I love you, I love you” over and over. Until she ran off with him and took off flying this was all shot on cameras on his body, befitting the “found footage” genre. I intend to talk about this at great length in another article, but I thought it was very well done and a good moment of suspension of disbelief — it looked real. I loved the abduction caught on tape; it almost felt like a viral video, leaving me to wonder how they filmed that without CGI magic, and still maintain the feel of raw video footage. This is one of my fantasies, being kidnapped by a babe — who would complain?
Now Southbound belongs in the realm of the horror anthology genre. One could argue it’s a vast improvement on the V/H/S concept; this was much better. Much like The Grudge was the best adaptation from a Japanese story to an American story. There hasn’t really been a good short film horror anthology since Creepshow — and yet I’ve seen them all, despite my better judgement. This movie expertly crafted a group of short stories that blended into each other so wonderfully you might possibly, if you weren’t paying attention, think it was all one story that didn’t make sense. This film uses a team of directors and different casts. It’s always good to see Dana Gould in anything; he is so funny. I don’t have the space to do him justice.
Things I Liked:
What was undoubtedly refreshing in this movie was the casting. Especially the female roles — now, yes, they were pretty, but in a realistic way. I actually thought they were actresses, instead the same old scenario of producer goes to a strip club and promises girl he’ll make her a star. Which is something that been pissing me off these last fifteen years. I’ve seen a lot of B movies so bad no one takes it seriously and it’s like bad joke. You see it on the actor’s faces and how they act. Back in the day, no matter how bad the movie was, the passion and seriousness the actors put into the film is what gives B movies their charm and lets you enjoy them.
I liked the music by the Gifted. Now I can’t find their albums anywhere but I’m going to look hard to track down the sound track.
We begin with two men on the road at night, covered in blood, trying to get home. On the radio is some cheeseball 80’s retro synth which is music I love. As the credits begin to roll, the music brings me back to Claudio Simonetti and Argento and Giallo Cinema. It was really a great opening. Perhaps a subtle triumph for the jaded. And for those who do not, know Giallo Cinema is Italian for Yellow Cinema, so named because many Italian directors would shoot with a yellow filter because it made colors look more intense — especially blood.
We find our two bloody protagonists making a stop in a diner. There is a subtle pop cultural reference that wasn’t rubbed in your face: the movie Carnival of Souls was casually playing on a small TV-VCR combo. It was a nice little touch. And I loved theTwilight Zone feel to the whole production; I loved how when one story ended it segued into another. Usually stories are interrupted with introductions and credits but this film went for a more fluid approach, which I applaud very much.
One thing that comes to mind: who is writer/director Radio Silence?
Could someone be pulling an Allen Smithee?
I casually surfed the net and to find they are a team of filmmakers. I need to learn more about these guys and this screams to me, interview. If possible?
I’ll try to make it happen.
One story sticks out the most. The one about Lucas, played by Mather Zickel, who appears to traveling home talking to his girlfriend going on about which dress she looks good in judging by cell phone photos. Now he’s wearing headphones to free his hands, but he’s distracted. Suddenly he hits a girl with a car, but I can’t spoil the how and why because that would ruin the story for other viewers. And I don’t want to do that — I want you to watch this movie. He then calls 911 who encourages him to get her to the hospital and the rest of the segment plays like a WTF moment. A seemingly nice guy trying to do the right thing in a world where most people would have driven off. It’s almost like he’s punished for doing the right thing.
He winds up taking her what turns out to be a Chernobyl-like hospital which is creepy as hell. I don’t want to ruin anything, but I can say I love how it all came full circle. It’s open-ended enough to explore the story further. Although V/H/S was more of a found-footage anthology, I felt this was tight like a well-crafted Mötörhead song — when it’s good, it’sreally good. This plays closer to Creepshow.
Check out Southbound when it plays in your town.
Craig Caudill is a Contributor to ComiConverse. Follow him on Twitter @craigcaudill.
It is a goal of mine to spark a dialog with creative individuals in various fields and ask them what is entertaining to them. And I hope these answers are an indication of what gives us meaning in our downtime, and what inspires us to dream in story, in music, and in the arts. No medium has allowed us to dream that more than fiction. And perhaps everyone’s favorite in many cases is generically referred to as “speculative fiction.” But this umbrella term treads many genres: horror, thriller, supernatural, noir, science fiction and countless shades of fantasy. With that I aim to ask someone who works close to the medium or works in the field. I ask them various questions — some silly, some serious. Some of the answers may surprise you.
My first participant is Mather Zickel, starring in the new horror flick Southbound, which sounds very promising to me.
So I welcome Mather Zickel in my first Q&A exchange.
CC: What novel changed your life? and who is your favorite author?
MZ: My favorite author? Hmm. Tough. I don’t generally get fixated on one particular author. Books just come into my life for some reason or other, and I like to think that there’s a reason for why they do when they do. I find I keep returning to Robertson Davies’ novels. I really enjoy his quirky Canadian world of academics, artists, priests, and eccentrics. I like his odd humor. I think he really tries to reconcile the life of the mind with the life of the spirit. And he seems to actually love humanity.
On the darker side, I also like Robert Cormier’s young adult books. Several of his novels were lauded and won awards, while simultaneously being challenged in many school libraries around the country. I went to boarding school at 14 and the first book I happened to grab out of the library was called I Am the Cheese. It really gave me the creeps. Then I read The Chocolate War and I felt completely justified in my paranoia regarding institutional structure, indoctrination, or any kind of groupthink in general. I distrust crowds.
CC: Is Wonder woman Sexy to you — specifically Lynda Carter — and why?
MZ: Yes, I find Lynda Carter/Wonder Woman sexy. The reason being, I’m not blind.
CC: You are a superhero. What is your name, power, and costume, and who is your arch-enemy?
MZ: My super hero is called Osrick of Mantos. He wears a white cloak over studded leather armor, has a pronounced limp, an eyepatch, and three ragged scars across his face, a shock of white hair by his right temple, and carries a quarterstaff. He is a sorcerer of the mind (can read minds, control minds, knock people unconscious with his mind, move things with his mind, cause horrible bodily wounds with his mind, etc.). His arch-enemy is his doppelgänger, known as Osric (spelled without a k), who appears in a black cloak and looks about 10 years older than himself.
CC: What is your preference — cosplay or LARPing?
MZ: I don’t cosplay or LARP myself, but the LARPers truly seem to go for the gusto. I think the cosplay folks are looking for a date, but the LARPers really don’t want to come home from the Faire.
CC: Can you name a trendy drink named after a superhero?
MZ: The Human Torch. 2 oz Bacardi 151, ½ oz Goldschlager, ½ oz Campari. Pour contents into shaker over a cube of sugar, shake well, pour onto bare chest, light on fire, have friend slurp contents off, Uber home.
CC: Who is your favorite villain?
MZ: My favorite villain is Julie Newmar.
CC: Good answer. Are vampires ruined? Not scary? Played out?
MZ: I think we’ve heard enough from the vampires for a while, particularly the attractive and tortured ones. I exclude the vampires from What We Do in the Shadows. Those guys are funny.
CC: Could we coexist with vampires in a True Blood scenario?
MZ: If Donald Trump becomes president I don’t think there will be much hope for peaceful human/vampire coexistence. I believe he would try to deport all the vampires to China. If Bernie Sanders wins, I think he will try to break up the banks.
CC: Are you high on V right now?
MZ: V? Never touch the stuff. Reminds me of Winston Churchill’s fingers.
CC: Stephen Hawking warned everyone not to interact with aliens if you meet one. But if you did, would you talk to him? And what would you talk to him about?
MZ: I’m not a very social person so I don’t think I would approach an alien — or Stephen Hawking. Obviously, I would help either one if they needed directions. I’m from New York. I like to give directions.
CC: Do you believe in life on other worlds?
MZ: I’m no statistician, but life on other worlds sounds entirely probable. I’m guessing most of that life resembles bacteria more than Leonard Nimoy, but you never know.
CC: Did you cry when E.T. died?
MZ: At the time I saw E.T., I was reading Orwell’s 1984 and was terrified about the dominance of a Soviet-style totalitarian superstate. And, yes, I cried when that little puppet died.
CC: Roger Moore or Sean Connery?
MZ: Sean Connery.
CC: Does working for Roto-Rooter qualify anyone to be an expert on the paranormal?
MZ: I don’t know if working for Roto-Rooter qualifies you per se, but it would help to have some expertise in plumbing. I think we all know that when you flush the toilet the contents are sucked down straight to Hell.
CC: Do you fear a Zombie reality?
MZ: Yes. Every time I go to a mall or amusement park.
CC: If your significant other was a zombie would you let them eat you?
MZ: Why does my significant other have to be a zombie to do that?
CC: If someone you knew was made out of chocolate would you eat them?
MZ: Are they solid chocolate or hollow like an Easter bunny? I’m just asking because too much chocolate makes me break out.
CC: If there is an election between Emperor Kang vs. Emperor Kodos who would you vote for?
MZ: I’m not familiar with either of those candidates, but I definitely don’t believe in voting for Emperor.
CC: Who would win in a fight — Sawyer from Lost or Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead?
MZ: Once again, not familiar with those two characters, but Daryl Dixon kicked some ass in The Boondock Saints so I’m going to go with him.
CC: Same question — the original Ricardo Montalbán, Wrath of Khan vs. Benedict Cumberbatch in the Star Trek reboot?
MZ: Ricardo Montalbán.
CC: OK. True or False? There is only one Batman, Adam West.
CC: OK. Bigfoot has been discovered and he’s booked on your talk show. But everything he says is outdated — racist, sexist, homophobic — but he’s Bigfoot. How would you handle this situation?
MZ: I would expect that from Bigfoot. He’s a 70’s celebrity. I would let him smoke and drink Chivas on my program and ask him about his time in Alaska.
CC: What superhero would like to portray?
MZ: I would very much like to portray Harry Greb, The Pittsburgh Windmill.
CC: Final question. You can refuse to answer for noble reasons. God gives you permission to kill one person.
MZ: I never let my enemies know when I’m coming for them.
Yes Mather, you won this round of Speculative Yahtzee. But you may not be so lucky next time. When I see Hail Caesar… Bwa ha haaa!
Craig Caudill is a Contributor to ComiConverse. Follow him on Twitter: @craigcaudill
Rhys Darby on X Files
If anyone knows me I am a big Rhys Darby Fan and to my delight I just saw him on the latest X files Episode. Which was hilarious. Rarely does the show go into the comedic realm but have done so quite a few times and has worked. TV in the 90’s I thought sucked and was the only show worth watching of course I was a heavy book reader reading 3 novels a week. I hated TV then and I never thought it would improve. The X files was The Fox Network Answer to ABC’s Twin Peaks which was a on an episodes in Drag
So far I’m enjoying this miniseries and I hope they continue with more shows in the future.
But back to Rhys Darby who made the Flight of the Conchords hilarious. I think he is one favorite comedians of all time. His characters are just relaxed effortless fun. Recently Jemaine Stewart and Rhys teamed up for What We do in the Shadows. Horror Doc Spoof about real vampires and Rhys Darby as the rival leader of a Werewolf Gang…. That were Track Suits so they don’t ruin their denims.
I can never get enough of his humor if I was a comedian I’d want to be as subtle as he is. But knowing me I’d probably go over the top like a second hand Will Farrell. I’d also like to point out that Rhys will notably wearing an outfit very similar to Darren McGavin from the night stalker days. He wore the same jacket a blue striped jacket and the same hat. I don’t want to ruin the whole episode. I assume that maybe this will lots a mixed views. At first I wasn’t enjoying it because it seemed too tongue in check.
Things to consider Gilian Anderson is still a Goddess and it still hurts to look at her after all these years. She is like fine bottle of wine and I feel drunk just looking at the bottle.
I would like to say last was a shitty year for entertainment I don’t remember much except for Guardians of the Galaxy and that’s it. AHS was cool and Saul was a blast but last yeast was a blur and I hated it.
I just want to know when is cool stuff going to happen if at all? I haven’t been writing about anything because I have been distracted and not inspired. And on top of that I some really cool people have passed on. Man… I am pissed.
Truly a strange book. i love Philip. his work has changed how i see novels. i like normal people instead of stories about important alpha male types who just bore me to tears.
A fun read very imaginative thrilling book. if you don’t want to read a thousand page litany of what creature clan or endless dialogue and vague plot points then read this series it good solid story telling.